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Done in a club setting...where a comedy guitarist is playing...adult stuff. He asks the
audience...are there any Richard’s in the audience....Of course it’s a set up for the
song....
Dead Eyed Dick From Deadwood
© 2005 All rights reserved
Written By : Fred Gibson
VERSE ONE
Back in the town of Deadwood,
lived a man named Dead Eyed Dick.
They say he shot a dozen
some for givin’...lip.
VERSE TWO
One day...out on...the old town streets
he met a whore name Marla Sue,
and Dead Eye Dick got smitten,
when she showed him...what she knew.
VERSE THREE
They became...the talk of the town
and every day...as the clock stuck twelve,
‘ole Dead eyed Dick would find his way
to the door...of her bro-thel.
VERSE FOUR
Well , just as things...would have it.
Dick asked for her hand
He promised....that gal Marla Sue
He’d wed...and be her man.
CHORUS
Now...Dick’s ‘a courtin’ Marla Sue,
And Marla’s is holdin’ Dick.
To every promise made her,
she still don’t miss no trick.
So Dick has got a problem
If he...don’t do her right
He won’t be huggin’ on her
and she won’t be kissin’ Dick tonight.
VERSE
Dick never married Marla
Cause that would end this song
But, all of you married to...(pause)...Richard
Have been kissing Dick all along.
CHORUS
Now...Dick’s ‘a courtin’ Marla Sue,
And Marla’s is holdin’ Dick.
To every promise made her,
she still don’t miss no trick.
So Dick has got a problem
If...he don’t do her right
He won’t be huggin’ on her
and she won’t be kissin’ Dick tonight.
TAGG
he won’t be huggin’ on her
and she won’t be kissin’ Dick tonight.
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